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A Janesville, Wisconsin man was arrested early this morning after he viciously beat two men who were speaking Hebrew. At approximately 2:19 a.m. Saturday morning, Dylan T. Grall overheard two men on the street speaking Hebrew. He confronted them, demanding…

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$100 Bills To Be Destroyed After Printing Mistake At Factory

It’s all ’bout the Benjamins.
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Watch This Deep-Sea Crab Get An Icy Surprise

Mr. Crabs pays the price for discovering Spongebob’s and Patrick’s methane lab.
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Obama Protested By Birthers In Florida

Florida, of course. Fark is there!
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NSA Chief: Solution To Stopping The Next Snowden Is Replacing His Former Job With A Machine

Skynet just applied for the job.
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Daft Punk’d

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/428372/august-06-2013/stephest-colbchella–013—daft-punk-d

Ted Nugent Goes Birther, Suggests Obama Is Muslim In Latest Tirade

Palin – Nugent 2016!
Do it for your country!
Do it because we cause use the laughs!
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Netflix Briefly Pulled ‘Star Trek III’ Because Of Issues With Klingon And Vulcan Translations

Logical.
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Cannes Jewel Theft: $53 Million Of Jewelry Taken In Armed Robbery At Carlton Hotel

Paging Inspector Clouseau!
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Bacon Flag Pizza Is Everything Flag Cake Is Not (PHOTO)

‘ MURICA !
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